December 2011
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suburbanturbann:
please follow me as i am a gay
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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shotgun-sinner replied to your photo
Apparently you can’t log out now on chrome or s/t idk i dont have it so HAA
well I just logged out and logged back in so HA.
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New Years Resolutions:
Read more books (I need to at least finish the pile of 22 books that are sitting in my wardrobe unread)
Be less socially awkward (this includes making eye contact when I talk to people. I’ve noticed that I have a tendency to look at the ground when people I don’t really know talk to me)
Study/do all homework
Pay more attention to the dog (I feel he’s...
lespez:
blogging without missing e is like trying to masturbate with dental floss
useless and disappointing
executing:
continues using missing e as an act of rebellion
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Apparently Dad turned off the wireless last night for whatever reason so I woke up and there was no internet and christ it’s far too early for a scare like that.
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pro-lixity replied to your photo
wtf
I don’t know! I can’t decide if it’s a manip or just a really, really strange photo.
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fiveguitarband:
who is going to kiss me on my stupid fat gay mouth on new years??
Set Fire to the Rain
lespez:
“I met Chris Colfer recently. He’s’a fucking amazing kid, I love what he is, I...”
– Jared Leto, about Chris Colfer (via sweetklainekisses)
me yesterday: i'll start a diet tomorrow
me today: i'll start a diet tomorrow
me tomorrow: i'll start a diet tomorrow
